Dreams...

anyone a dream interpreter? b/c I really don't get my 2 dreams from last night. Before I type them out, let me say I do have normal dreams usually, and I do have baby dreams sometimes (usually with a boy, but last week a little girl was in my dreams!). So anyway- I am not always this effed up in the head. I also don't usually remember dreams in such vivid detail.

Dream 1- I was at some breakfast place. I had a chocolate chip, plate-sized pancake. They would not give me syrup, and it was dry. YUK. So a table near me left to go to church, then come back. While they were 'at church' I stole a blueberry muffin and butter- and it was delicious.

Dream 2- This one is really weird. I woke up with something clamped to both my nipples. I really had to pee so crawled around to find a bathroom. There was one bathroom in the master bedroom that I went to use, but there was a floater in it, so I decided to try to find a different bathroom so I didn't embarass the person who's bathroom it was by them knowing I saw their floater. As I tried to find a new bathroom, one of my nipple clamps fell off. Then the guy (I guess my captor- sounds soooo lame) came upstairs and I was just like "i have to pee i have to pee, did you drug me?". So then he puts the fallen nipple clamp back on- and apparently the clamps were attached to a leash- he pulled the leash and both clamps came off and the whole contraption basically bungeed out the window. Then he grabbed me, and I had a knife in my hand, but instead of stabbing him I really really just wanted to have sex with him (i can't remember what he looked like). RING RING RING- in real life my phone rang, and I woke up.

BIZARRE is an understatement.